Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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