Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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