whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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