This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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