She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
