And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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