this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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