We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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