Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I love how my cats smell like pot.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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