My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize
