If i come over, it means nothing
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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