You work out of a Hotel?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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