No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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