We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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