brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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