I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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