Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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