hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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