i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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