she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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