I'm really into asian looking animals
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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