I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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