she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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