jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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