The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It's blow job season.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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