with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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