On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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