Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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