i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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