do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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