my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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