This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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