True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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