Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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