my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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