we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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