I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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