physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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