How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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