you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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