i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
His hands were made for my vagina.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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