How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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