if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I have demons in me.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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