My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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