when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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