But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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