We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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