What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
You don't make any sense
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