Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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