Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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