i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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