We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
