She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize